Tuesday, 18 December 2007

Imposter!

MI9 intervenes

Oh, hello my loves! How did they ever believe that Evil Rotten Man was me? Even Superbloke was fooled.

2 Molly Barretts in 2 places, until there were 2 of me in one place. Except there was only ever one of me in one place, and the other one of me wasn't me. If you see what I mean!

Sunday, 16 December 2007

Fizz Pop and Forest

I'm Back!

After a few episodes out of it, I'm back in the centre of play. And the show improves because of it, I can tell you!

But Evil Rotten Man is back too, and we meet in the middle.

HELP!

Saturday, 15 December 2007

The Wedding

HUMPH

I'm not in this episode cos they were disputing my salary.

So I'm not gonna say anything about it. I CAN TELL YOU!!

Saturday, 1 December 2007

Episode 10

The Liquormart fizzes

Well, you could have gasted my flab in a bus. I can't even say fantastic anymore.

Lorry loads of raincoats are coming into Brewer St, I eat my first one, and Superbloke loves 'em.

But then just when I thought I had everything sorted out, and have made a good start on Eyemillia's Wedding Raincoat, everything starts to fizz. And no-one can find me anymore.

No time to hang around!

By the way, this is the only episode that Ronald appears in, until now that is!

Sunday, 11 November 2007

Episode 9

Eyemilia meets Ronald

JR lives, despite my mission, but that's all in the past now.
Miss Swindles get engaged to Ronald McDonald and joins in the running of the German Restaurant next door. Big Macs all round!

Sunday, 28 October 2007

Episode 8

There's a Difference in McDonald's!

The German Restaurant arrives and we all started to eat Raincoats! I've put on so much weight over the years eating them too.

I was so excited after that secret mission last time.

Bye my loves

Friday, 26 October 2007

Interlude

Well, you could've stood me up with a pint of gin when they said they wanted to start my show again. After all these years too... so we are all back now Me, Superbloke, Evil Rotten Man and every one (not Morkney though poor love, he's dead).

Still, I shouldn't be surprised, I am the best superstar there's ever been I suppose.

And you are listening to all the old shows too! Aren't you lucky! The new one will get here when you've heard the old ones. Another year they think. But if you want it sooner you'll have to send a femail to pick up LBC MacSide 2006 which is where it is.

Send me the femail now to me, Molly

Bye my loves

Friday, 19 October 2007

Episode 7

Inspector Boozo gives me a mission

I'm so excited about this.... this hallowed episode was missing for years but now, thanks to my Super-Fan Stewed Coss Ticks, a copy has been discovered! Hallo!

Sunday, 23 September 2007

Episode 6

enter Evil Rotten Man

My girdle's killing me in this classic episode. It's one of my favourites, cos Superbloke rescues me.

So mushc to tell you about, but why don't you just listen.... I have to dash, I need a perm.

Saturday, 8 September 2007

Episode 5

Who killed Morkney?

Oh this is a horrible episode, as I get accused of killing Morkney, poor love. I didn't though. Oh, now I'm telling you what happens, I can tell you.

Bye my loves!

Friday, 31 August 2007

Episode 4

The Fancy Dress Party

Oh this was a great party, we all got dressed up (except I forgot to!). And then Inspector Boozo came to see me too.

Friday, 24 August 2007

Episode 3

the third episode

This is one of my all time favourite episodes.

Episode 2

New theme tune!

I'm so excited about this.

Episode 1

Where it all began

My first episode, in 1979, when I get to meet the people of Brewer Street.